Me getting my first tattoo. I was trying so hard not to laugh because of how much it tickled. I was actually really scared to get it there because of everyones expression in the tattoo place when they found out where I was getring it. I also heard that it was a sensitive area. It barely hurt and when it didn’t hurt, it tickled. Lol I was scared for nothing..
First trailer for Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho (The Way He Looks) [x]
OH MY GOD THEY’RE MAKING THIS A FULL LENGTH MOVIE DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW EXCITED I AM
THEYRE MAKING IT A FULL LENGTH FILM.
I”M GONNA PUKE IM SO HAPPY.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHORT
IM SO PUMPED OMG
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
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